Wednesday, June 26, 2019

The study of the Human Day: Chester Edition

                Hello everybody my name is Chester! I am a master dog, that means that I am the master of my humans.

                 Today i slumbered in the bedroom for a long time. I got up. After that Human K (or Katya for short) drove away. She left me with Human Y and Human P (Yasia and Pasha). After some time
Human L Extra (Liuda-who-cleans-my-house) came. Pasha drove away, but Yasia didn't. She stayed
with Liuda-who-cleans-my-house.

                  After an hour or so Katya came. She scratched me with new toenails. Yasia sat in front of a thing that humans called 'Computer'. Katya gave me yummy stuff. YES WAY TO GO KATYA, GIVE ME  MORE YUMMY STUFF!!! Liuda-who-cleans-my-house cleaned everything and left.

                    Following with more Chester Editions!

                 

Tuesday, June 25, 2019

Frida's Life A short guide to Frida Kahlo

Frida Kahlo was born on July 6, 1907. Her parents' names were Guillermo and Matilde. When Frida was born her mother thought that Frida was ugly. 11 months later Frida's mom had another child.

            On September 17, 1925 when Frida was only 18, she had a terrible accident that changed  her life. Frida was riding home on a bus with her boyfriend, Alex. When the bus crashed into a street car,
Frida had horrible injuries. As a result she was stranded in bed for a year! In bed, she started painting self portraits.

          They started dating, then on December 8, 1940 they got married. One time they got divorced but a year later they got married again. In her works she depicted her physical sufferings.
 
               Frida Kahlo died on July 13, 1954. We will always remember her as the artist who didn't
give up...
           

Monday, June 17, 2019

Chester Disapproves

Chester is a very disapproving dog. If you give him a cookie he disapproves (because you gave him only one cookie). I heard that there is this 'Corgi Disapproves' thing on Facebook.

            A bit about Chester. He is a mutt. And he is pretty old (13). Chester sometimes looks at you like that corgi.  
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Sometimes like this dog ( I forgot its name).
          
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I will write about him more!

Friday, June 7, 2019

How to make a banana pie with a non sweet dough

First, get all the ingredients. You will need banana, salt, water, flour. Next, make the dough. (Pour
water over flour, add salt, mix). When the dough is ready SMASH the banana. (Literally). Add the
banana to the dough, mix again. After that put it in the oven for 30 minutes. Take it out. If you want you can decorate it. Here is how to do it. Take some chocolate sauce draw pictures on the cake with it. You can make many cakes and draw pictures on them. That way you will have a cake gallery.
After people see you gallery, you can have a party and eat the cakes. Pretty cool party, huh?

Tuesday, June 4, 2019

A Detailed Guide to the Making of... Chocolate Chip Cookies! 🍪

First, check if you have all the ingredients. You will need sugar (i recommend brown), honey (it can
replace sugar, but I prefer sugar), flour, a couple of eggs and chocolate (or chocolate chips, if you can
find them). If you can not find this ingredients, go shopping. After you are sure you have all of the
ingredients  you need to make the dough. First, put flour and water together. Next, put 1 egg in the dough. After that put some sugar in the dough. Add a bit more water, then mix the dough. After that
cut chocolate into small pieces (or just use chocolate chips), put the chocolate pieces in the dough,
mix the chocolate in. Then put it in the oven for 20 minutes. Then... Yum chocolate chip cookies!  
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The puzzling case of the missing cookie.

Once upon a time Bessi wanted to eat a cookie, but she got called away to do something. Bessy said to Kiki and Fifi not to touch her cookie....